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"I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."

- mitch hedberg








Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"







I am the ghost




Lourdes

108 years old


READ THIS FROM ME

Greedy Red Toads (7) - 2007-07-10
underneath the cranetree (3) - 2007-04-25
there has been bad poems since my last confession (9) - 2006-11-24
then again (12) - 2006-11-09


MY TEXTS, Archive 113 Texts

take your hat off girl when you're talking to me (10) - 2006-10-16
the silence (12) - 2006-10-12
THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER (8) - 2006-09-18
Frozen Haiku (6) - 2006-09-17
Sixteen reasons why I do not love you (12) - 2006-09-02
As the song became a sword (7) - 2006-08-30
contribution to The Lastromantichero Blues Challenge (4) - 2006-08-29
Kingdom come with you (4) - 2006-08-28
Mitch Hedberg , in memoriam .I. (4) - 2006-08-21
Twisted Hair (5) - 2006-08-18
(Dear Weed) (11) - 2006-08-03
Awan (8) - 2006-08-02
You are dying (5) - 2006-07-21
Fear , fifth stanza (8) - 2006-07-15
there is no story and the grass keeps on growing (4) - 2006-07-13
sirI gnivaeL (3) - 2006-07-12
I am no poet (8) - 2006-07-11
The rat (5) - 2006-07-11
Built before the Flood (4) - 2006-07-10
the breaking of a heart (7) - 2006-07-09


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