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"I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
- mitch hedberg
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
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Greedy Red Toads (7) - 2007-07-10
underneath the cranetree (3) - 2007-04-25
there has been bad poems since my last confession (9) - 2006-11-24
then again (12) - 2006-11-09
MY TEXTS, Archive 113 Texts
if you look (5) - 2006-07-09
Fooling God (6) - 2006-07-07
( a love letter ) - 2006-07-03
the child (11) - 2006-07-01
beyond here you can not enter _ but you do even so (8) - 2006-07-01
The Apple of Cordoba (7) - 2006-06-17
Twelve reasons for letting her live (5) - 2006-06-16
the sliver of her memory (7) - 2006-06-15
Allen killing hope wearing white pants (3) - 2006-06-12
conversation on a random bench (6) - 2006-06-07
after we returned all we could talk about were (4) - 2006-06-05
Haiku Rain (3) - 2006-06-04
Glow (eternity all around him) (5) - 2006-06-04
Hear ! (3) - 2006-05-22
now still a river between us (5) - 2006-05-22
Her necklace is of summer peach stones (5) - 2006-05-22
the orange grove (6) - 2006-05-20
Broken out of the hedge rose (3) - 2006-05-19
the summer I lost my child (6) - 2006-05-18
to my companion in life (6) - 2006-05-16
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