I know you have a lot of

 $#!T weighing you down;

But what if:

You share your $#!T with me,

Let me hold it for a while,

Take the weight off your shoulders;

You’ll feel lighter,

Unburdened by $#!T

And I won’t mind

Just for a little while.

But it’s your $#!T

And eventually

I have to give it back to you;

After all, I have a

$#!T-load of my own.

The thing is this:

Some of your $#!T

May stick to me;

But I won’t mind.

Because it’s your $#!T,

Not mine--

And the $#!T is always greener

On the other side of the sewer line.