To be sung in whatever tune you can muster.
And I can't afford a doc,
I consult Professor Google
And wait for the sickly shock.
So, I do have a bad headache
But I've not been bitten by a snake.
Yes, I do have a sore throat
But I've not been kissed by a goat.
Yes, I can see a reddish rash
But I've not been struck by a lightning flash.
Yes, I do have a painful arm
But I've not milked cows on a farm.
Yes, I do have a slight limp, it's true,
But at the moment I'm only wearing one shoe.
Yes, I do sound frustrated and agitated
But your questions are so cogitated.
Yes, I'll wait for your conclusion
While I rub my new contusion.
Ah, at last, your considered diagnosis -
Oh no, I've got chronic Googleitis!
Poetry by Christopher Fernie
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Written on 2016-07-07 at 12:43
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Whenever my funds are frugalAnd I can't afford a doc,
I consult Professor Google
And wait for the sickly shock.
So, I do have a bad headache
But I've not been bitten by a snake.
Yes, I do have a sore throat
But I've not been kissed by a goat.
Yes, I can see a reddish rash
But I've not been struck by a lightning flash.
Yes, I do have a painful arm
But I've not milked cows on a farm.
Yes, I do have a slight limp, it's true,
But at the moment I'm only wearing one shoe.
Yes, I do sound frustrated and agitated
But your questions are so cogitated.
Yes, I'll wait for your conclusion
While I rub my new contusion.
Ah, at last, your considered diagnosis -
Oh no, I've got chronic Googleitis!
Poetry by Christopher Fernie
Read 629 times
Written on 2016-07-07 at 12:43
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