I hope you like this joke
"Why is this parrot so dear?" He asked the vendor.
- Well, a very rare breed and extremely intelligent. He knows a lot of words, and he also speaks several foreign languages.
He bought the parrot man and took him home. Puts the cage on the table, sits and begins to wait. Waiting for an hour or two, the parrot does not have a word.
- Come on, it was! Say something!? Say: "Gosho is a dude! Gosho is a dude! "
The parrot was silent. This lasted for several days. The man quite desperate, sits in front of the cage with his eyes red and screaming:
- Goo's got a dude! Goooshshowo eeee dude!
The parrot called:
-Go, tell me, what's the difference between induction and deduction?
Gosho, quite insatiable:
- Ebasi! Why is it so silent ?! I do not know what the difference is, even for the first time I hear these words!
- Well, did you see? Said the parrot. - Who is it for me to talk to you about?
Short story by Ann Wood
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Written on 2017-06-13 at 23:04
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Man in pet shop by Ann Wood
A man enters a pet shop and watches a parrot for $ 1,000."Why is this parrot so dear?" He asked the vendor.
- Well, a very rare breed and extremely intelligent. He knows a lot of words, and he also speaks several foreign languages.
He bought the parrot man and took him home. Puts the cage on the table, sits and begins to wait. Waiting for an hour or two, the parrot does not have a word.
- Come on, it was! Say something!? Say: "Gosho is a dude! Gosho is a dude! "
The parrot was silent. This lasted for several days. The man quite desperate, sits in front of the cage with his eyes red and screaming:
- Goo's got a dude! Goooshshowo eeee dude!
The parrot called:
-Go, tell me, what's the difference between induction and deduction?
Gosho, quite insatiable:
- Ebasi! Why is it so silent ?! I do not know what the difference is, even for the first time I hear these words!
- Well, did you see? Said the parrot. - Who is it for me to talk to you about?
Short story by Ann Wood
Read 998 times
Written on 2017-06-13 at 23:04
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