WHILE WAITING FOR THE BUS! (ADDISHANS)

Life throws up the funniest sites!
as I sat on a wall waiting for the bus back to my house
up walked past me a couple, man, who were on the well-fed side of life, belly overflowing gut buding to be set free - his trowswes belt challingde to hold
it all!
well, you get the pitcher!
beared, wild beared, defernetly in need of a trim!
the woman walking beside him, lovely flowing hair - attractive - lady!
he defernetly NOT an attractive man!
she was singing: '' When You Need Some One To Lean On ''
I could not stop my self, I sing a long!
though they did not hear me! Thank the god's of good taste!
well as they rechde to walls end, they stopped. I heard him say:
'' I'm not being fresh! '' ; '' All I'm asking you is have a look for me please! ''

He: '' all I wont you to do is take a look! '' , '' It's so painfull '' lifting his top
reveling his back to her.

who knows it could be a painful boile!

She: '' why not use use your camephon? ''

He: '' I tried, that it was no good! '' ; '' I could not take pitcha! ''

Well, he lifted his top, she took a look, took out her camephone. Took a photoe.

As they say up north: '' Nowt as strange as folk! ''

ken d williams

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Written on 2017-09-29 at 19:06

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