Dating for marriage by Ann Wood
"We are looking for a man, a non-smoker, a non-smoker, not to go to women, to marry."The next day, she rings at her door.
He opens - a desert, drunk on a kiwi, with a cigarette in his mouth.
- What do you want?
-Paa ... I'm here for the announcement.
- Do you drink?
- In the evening I'm mama.
- Do you smoke?
- Two cans a day.
"Do you walk in women?"
- In the evening with a different paranity!
"Why did you come to me then, when I wrote that I was looking exactly the opposite?"
- I came to tell you not to rely on me.
Short story by Ann Wood
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Written on 2017-12-03 at 13:53
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