Regina says don’t waste your time hatin’ things.

Be that as it may

I hate that ole Wizard of Oz movie.

I hate those idiot farmhands.

I hate that ole witch.

I hate the flying monkeys.

I hate those lollipop people.

I hate the wizard.

I hate everything that’s creepy and frightenin’ 

and mean-spirited and more than anything I hate 

when Dorothy says to that straw man

I’ll miss you most of all.

Don’t she know it’s hurtful to the others who stood by her

through trial and travail?