Retold reworded old joke.
When the waiter duly delved the chicken
I noted a fly paddling in the aforementioned chicken soup
Now I were not a happy chappy I were not not at all
So I asked the waiter - 'Whats that fly doing in my soup? '
To which the waiter replied with - ' Attempting the breast stroke I think sir '
Now the situatan became rather heated - a rit to do
The waiter took up the soup dish and emptied over my head
So I along with the fly I were in the soup together!
OK OK I'll go and sit in the car then!
Ken D Williams
The Dyslexic Wordsmith Of Thanet
Poetry by ken d williams
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Written on 2019-07-15 at 12:58
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FLY IN MY SOUP
I sat down ordered the soup of the day chicken soup I recallWhen the waiter duly delved the chicken
I noted a fly paddling in the aforementioned chicken soup
Now I were not a happy chappy I were not not at all
So I asked the waiter - 'Whats that fly doing in my soup? '
To which the waiter replied with - ' Attempting the breast stroke I think sir '
Now the situatan became rather heated - a rit to do
The waiter took up the soup dish and emptied over my head
So I along with the fly I were in the soup together!
OK OK I'll go and sit in the car then!
Ken D Williams
The Dyslexic Wordsmith Of Thanet
Poetry by ken d williams
Read 529 times
Written on 2019-07-15 at 12:58
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