My Trumpet Voluntary

I really love my trumpet
Much more than any strumpet
Or any piece of crumpet;
Yes, I'd really like to hump it.



Poetry by Edna Sweetlove
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Written on 2006-09-17 at 13:20

Tags Music  Sex  Humour 

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Audrey Barber
Edna, You are fantastic I have read all your work. I am just jerking myself off laughing. But you must agree you have really upset the "English War Veteran" He somehow does not seem to find your writing Great.

But then who cares what others think, I like your open frankness. So what happened to the trumpet???
2006-09-21


English War Veteran aged 98
Demented.

I hope you don't go to casualty to have it removed - as it's us tax payers that foot the bill.

Buy a book - make use of your time doing better things!
2006-09-18