Challenged .......but not a disabillity!!

I am mentally challenged but not mentally handicapped

I am verbally challenged but somehow get by reading off of cards

I am denturely challenged -I can chew pretzels ok but can choke on them

I cannot ride a segway - my wheelchair is probably safer

I talk to my dog - as he is more Intelligent than me - but that's ok

I read comic books as my vocabulary is not so good

I sometimes get confused and can't find my way out of a room

I really have no idea sometimes - I just say what comes to mind

I really am out of touch from the rest of the World

But please vote for me in the Mid-terms

And my name ......

Not JR Hartley

I am George W Bush

I started World War III



Words by English War Veteran aged 98
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Written on 2006-11-08 at 02:10

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normalil
I think that WW3 was inevitable, and would never blame any Western European, or American. I love the write though, and find it fascinating. Applaud.
2007-06-21


liz munro The PoetBay support member heart!
You humor is very unique an refreshing
on topics must people wouldn't even
dare approach.

Liz
2006-12-31


Arti
lolol... I agree... I agree. Your sense of humor is fascinating.
2006-11-19


Phyllis J. Rhodes
It is easy to see the mainstream media has done its job well; sold the viewers and listeners in the U.S. and all over the world
c.r.a.p. : contrived, rubbish, against, (the) president.
2006-11-14


Lourdes
I think George looks pretty with his eyes that close
do you think he will let himself be cryonized ? I think he will
2006-11-08



I would add that he doesn't know the way out of his own country either! Or does he think it's all his? lol I loved this witty appraisal of the duck in the White House, hope the ceilings are high!rofl

Love the title too

Tai
2006-11-08