I was bored


Three Dumb Limericks And One Challenge

There once was a woman of woe
Who felt really dull and low
She tried to think high
Fell up in the sky
And glows with the stars in their show

There once was a man so dumb
He didn't know his finger from his thumb
he tried to pick his nose
with one of his toes
and thought the toilet was dispensing rum

A dog and a cat with no clue
Tried to get into a zoo
They roared and they howled
But were disemboweled
When a rhino thought them food

(Be the first to tell me what happened here and you are The Limerick Figure-Outer Champion. It's a true story. Relatives have to abstain because they alread know, sorry.)

A girl who had to go
Sat on too big of a hole
she got pushed in
when her cousin sinned
And felt she should be part of the whole




Poetry by Phyllis J. Rhodes
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Written on 2006-12-05 at 19:25

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HAHA... I LOVED THIS!!! It made me laugh so hard! I liked the one about the man the most!
BOOK MARKED
Thanks for the laugh! *Smiling*
Sally
2007-04-26


Kathy Lockhart
I love it when you're bored. I know, I know....nanny-nanny-boo-boo I know!
2006-12-11


lastromantichero The PoetBay support member heart!
hi there

this is a wonderful set of limericks well done made me smile on a sad day rgds mike
2006-12-06


Saga
I really got a kick out of this!!!
2006-12-06


Sam lockhart
All three made me laugh and the challenge made me smile knowingly.
2006-12-05


Dan Cederholm
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I like the dog/cat limerick best!!!

and the challenge . . . hmmmm

I think it is the toilett or a pool . . .

All the best, Dan!

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2006-12-05