Suggestions for new citizens.


HOW TO BE/COME AN AMERICAN

Worship technology. Purchase all new devices while ignoring cost and usefulness.

Enjoy Frosted Sugar Bombs for breakfast. On Fridays scoop MultiWhip on top.

Eat Prozac regardless of your mental state.

Enjoy watching pro wrestling & NASCAR.

Live in a double-wide trailer.

Serve Tater Tots 3x/week, preferably in the trailer.

Vote for a Bush family member at every opportunity.

Give up EVERYTHING and become homeless once every 7 years, to coincide with the returning locusts. Make the hi-protein locusts a dietary staple.

Be a real hero and perform every Evel Knieval stunt, even jumping the Grand Canyon - but this time make it.



Poetry by Anthony J Moffa
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Written on 2005-10-28 at 02:43

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