People I know have recently met possible dating material on the internet. It reminded me of a little ditty I wrote a long time ago about a woman trying to date.


Toot Sweet

Why do flowers bloom in spring?
Why do happy robins sing?
Why do clouds decorate the sky?
Why, oh why, oh why, oh why
Do I get gas when I meet a new guy?



Poetry by Phyllis J. Rhodes
Read 630 times
Written on 2008-09-22 at 21:25

dott Save as a bookmark (requires login)
dott Write a comment (requires login)
dott Send as email (requires login)
dott Print text


Kat
Ha ha, well thats just funny.
2008-09-29


WildGoose
haha, oh dear, why indeed...embarrassing things seem to happen at the most inconvenient times, and the best thing we can do is to see the humor in the situation, as you have masterfully done here. : ) a most enjoyable poem!
2008-09-23


John Lambremont, Sr.
This is so funny. Me, a man of words by profession and avocation, get tongue-tied....
2008-09-23


Kathy Lockhart
hmmm, this was a laugh out louder. And that is truly a question for this day and age. I love the title!
2008-09-22