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How to Confuse a Telemarketer

RING RING!!
Who the hell is that? I'm busy
RING RING!!
Oh ok... "Hello"
CLICK BEEP, "PLEASE HOLD"
What is this? They called ME!!
"HELLO MRS PATON, CONGRATULATIONS!"
Wtf? Oh another scammer....
"Well hello to you sir, but I do believe
The congratulations are yours!"
"I BEG YOUR PARDON? YOU HAVE BEEN...."
"No no, you are the one that has been chosen"
STUNNED SILENCE
"You have a chance to win a mobile phone!"
"NO MRS PATON, YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED...."
"No mate, you are the fifth lucky telemarketer
to interrupt my day, and you've won!"
"I BEG YOUR PARDON???"
"Yes! You've won the last crap phone I bought
and my eternal disapproval of being interrupted
with a soldering iron in my hand, congratulations!"
"MRS PATON YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU H...."
"All you have to do is hang up, and I'll send it on!"
CLICK!!
Hehehe ;-)




Poetry by Purple Phoenix
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Written on 2009-03-26 at 02:15

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White
hehehe wicked...;)
2009-03-26


TonyD
Love it, love it! Definitely going in my list of coping strategies.
2009-03-26


liz munro The PoetBay support member heart!
So clever

I get interrupted
all the time by telemarketers
so I shall have to try this :)

Love this .

~L.~
2009-03-26


Brian Oarr
LOL ... You are so bad, Rache. I swear I'm going to employ this strategy.
2009-03-26