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Write A Two-Line Romantic/Unromantic Challenge Update

SIMPLE CHALLENGE:
WRITE A TWO LINE RHYMING POEM
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE
& THE MOST UNROMANTIC SECOND LINE.

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR ENTRY AS A COMMENT.

THE CHALLENGE IS STILL OPEN BUT
HERE ARE THE ENTRIES SO FAR:

My Sweetheart, yes you are my only one,
but with your twin sisters I have much more fun!
~L.~

Oh, My darling I love you so dear
until I recently found you were queer
~Hoppy.~

I will love you for eternity
Unless you insist on maternity!
~NicholasG~

Girl, I love the way you smell
Girl, I hate you go rot in hell!
~Mr.Mist~

My Darling you have my heart.
Give it back or I'll rip yours apart!
~Kathy Lockhart~

You are just so damn sexy like a flower in bloom;
Now gotta watch what I say for you wear cranky pants of doom!
~L.~

Us two in paradise of faith
Why come it is you I hate?
~Mr.Mist~

i love you, i love you and i love you,
but further than that is i do hate you.
~mario aguado~

Oh, girl your love I admire
before I put your heart on fire :p
~Mr.Mist~

My Darling My love I've only got eyes for you,
But you're just so ugly I vomited on your shoe
~L.~

Poetry by liz munro