Beware of Hypnotists
A hypnotist of high repute
Gave a demonstration in our local hall
Some even came there to refute
In front of so many I recall
The evening show was going well
Five hundred folk were in his spell
Using a swinging watch to captivate
His next instruction would fascinate
But then suddenly disaster struck
Who'd have guessed such rotten luck
Crossing the stage our hero tripped
A terrible expletive left his lips
"Shit" I'm afraid to say was the case
- It took three days to clean the place
Poetry by Toonist
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Written on 2011-05-25 at 10:19
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