Inspired at first by the never ending poem challenge
my friend pointed out I wrote a limerick & it spawned this


Silly Limericks

The fox broke through the fence
and his backside got a splinter
he gave him such a shock
that he ran amok
and left the hens alone all winter.

just for roosting there was a house
made of wood that gave such splinters
so it was occupied only in the winters
except for summers when lived there a mouse
for relief from his cat of a spouse.

the chickens roost in their house
The fox creeps in silent as a mouse
but it being such a cold winter
poor fox's backside got a frozen splinter
so he ran empty stomached back to his spouse.

the farmer comes out with his gun
And kills the chickens all but 1
for the one left was a rooster
that he believed gave sex life a booster
but all he had was the one cocky son.

That's why its called a cock
Now there's something not 2 mock
He struts his pride around
thinks he owns the town
that rooster needs to be knocked off his spot

Run run run amok
steal a leopards spot
fall to the ground
roll around
laugh at and life mock.


Poetry by liz munro The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2012-02-05 at 13:51

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