This lyric can be sung to Gilbert & Sullivans “Modern Major General”

 

and once again...apologies to Messrs Gil & Sul




I Am The Very Model # 3

I am the very model of a modern Casanova

 More nimble than Astaire, Gene Kelly and Pavlova

My I Q scores soar above the heights of brilliant-osity

I fight for what I know is right with tiger-ish ferocity

 

While standing upright I’m a perfect perpendicular

I’m not ever known as heartless as my beats are all ventricular

I don’t ever err in judgment, as I’m never ever gaff-able

To think I’ve poor sagacity is foolishly quite laughable

 

My speediness, much speedier than any champ Olympian

I’m superiorly more super than that icon guy named Superman

I’ll surely not be known as a second-rater also ran

As there’s no one, past or present, that I am not much better than

 

I’ve been accused of being very egoistic

My accusers can’t conceive, that I’m being realistic

I must submit what I’ve written is not a lot of jumble

To sum it up, let’s face it, you’ll never find me humble

 

by Stan Cooper…2/20/13                                               graphic  by Don Hunt





Poetry by Stan Cooper
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Written on 2013-02-24 at 23:27

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I could almost hear you singing this. I'm grinning from ear to ear, this is wonderfully fun, thank you for the grin!

jim
2013-02-26



A delight and all absolutely 100% true.
2013-02-25