In which Jake dispenses Western Justice Super Soaker Style*


The Big Rook Showdown At Old Oak Corral

Jake's face was a set mask of cold determination. There was a range war out on the ;porch and the Rook gang had finally crossed that godalmighty line in the sand. Jake could stomach some things in life being naturally blessed with a strong solar ;plexus from birth. But the rattlesnake bold gall of the Rooks was a thing intolerable no matter if it be on earth, heaven or hell. Yep, this was gonna be War.
As Jake pulled into the local Walmart she ran over the shopping list in her mind. ŽSuper Soakers, Super Soakers, wonder if they have just the right one at a reasonable smart shopper price here today?
I sure hope so.Those Catholics and :Protestants ain't ever goin to settle their differences so long as them damn Rooks go monopolizin' the water hole. "
Jake hitched her wagon to a parking spot and sauntered toward the Walmart entrance, tipping her hat to the friendly greeter at the door as she entered the fabled western shoppers discount paradise. A cowgirl on a mission who would not be denied.
Meanwhile back at the porch under the shade of the old giant oak tree, the Rooks took their brutish leisure while all the cardinals, blue jays, wrens, and tiny pippins fluttered and watched in a state of semi-frozen flustered feathered frenzy.




Poetry by Chaucer Whethers The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2013-04-17 at 19:25

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Commentally Ill
ooh a water fight!!

*blasts you with a super soaker*
2013-04-19



I read this over quite a few times, and all I can come up with is this: My next trip to walmart now has promise, lol. Thank you for that.
2013-04-18