Meanwhile At An Insect Bar

A lady bug, a rhinoceros beetle and a fire ant walk into a bar.
The mosquito tending bar whines out a greeting to the carapaced trio.
'Ttttooopppp ooofff tthhheeee mmmooorrrnnniiinnngggg,
wwwwhhhhhaaaaatttt yyyyooouuuurrrrr ppplllleeeeaaaasssuuurrrreeee?????.'
The rhinoceros beetle merely snorts as it spears a huge keg of brew with it's horns
and proceeds to chug it dry.
Lady bug delicately whirrrrs it's wings and lights upon a flowery print table cloth
and begins sipping a spot of alcoholic dew.
The fire ant goes over to a fire extinguisher mounted on a ceiling support post pulls the pin and rolls around deliriously in the escaping foam.
After indulging the fire ant strolls tipsily over to the bar and says to the mosquito.
'Thanks, I really needed that.'



Poetry by Chaucer Whethers The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2013-10-30 at 13:39

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