I received a picture of George Clooney and Brad Pitt via email this evening. This mess is the result of that, beside the fact that I used the picture as wallpaper on my desktop. I guess you can say I was ........inspired? It's pure silliness.


The Adventures of Holly Hollywood


George Clooney and Brad Pitt
at a table they did sit.
Could they be waiting for me?
Perhaps,
I'll stroll by and see.

Did I see their eyes brighten?
Lust, love? No!
They are frightened!
by the female fan from hell
who had
just escaped

from

jail.

She had gotten in my way
on this most important day
because

I was the main source
of their
ordered meal
of
course.

My new boobs just went to waste.
George and Brad just left in haste.

Oh, is that Keanu Reeves?

"May I take your order please?"

Is he looking at the prize?
Do I see lust in his eyes?

Oh these boobs that I bought
Are they really what he sought?

"I'll have tuna on rye, please.
Extra mayo, just a squeeze."


Two breasts in his gorgeous face
got me fired from this prudish place.

I'll take my boobs and my tips
and buy me some big fat lips.

Or

a butt lift might be right,

because

I wear my jeans tight.





Poetry by Kathy Lockhart
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Written on 2006-04-13 at 06:30

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Definitely an enjoyable and humoristic write, Kathy!
2006-04-13


penfold18
At the moment here its very early,and anyone who can raise a smile from me at this hour as you have has got to be good , I rest my case :-))
2006-04-13


lastromantichero The PoetBay support member heart!
not a mess a cheeky little poem which surprised me well done
2006-04-13