This is a story-poem. A figment of my imagination. Enjoy! Set in about 1912 or there about's.


UP UP AND A WAY!

Me and me chums , know each
Other well unfortunately fer me!
We grew up wif each other
Nippers to older in years

Now as kids we liked to fly kites
Me , I was kind of proper skinny
Me chums called me shrimp
As I woz so skinny you see
It woz said they'd seen fatter shrimps!
The nick stuck!

Well one day we were at Gorge the five park
I 'ad me kite wif me , me old man had knocked it up
Brown paper , horse glued that stank that glue did , wot a pong!
Sticks and string , me old mum , she'd Attached some paper bows on me kites tail
Aint mums embarrassing! , still could of been worse , them bows could of been blue!
Yes I said blue , woz the other way round back then!

Well , the wind woz blowing , not to bad , just right , defanet , kite weather!
All woz going well , me and me chums having proper fun like
I had hold of the string , look up at me kite , it woz flying high , and getting higher
Then the wind got up! , lifted me off the ground , up , up I went!
Me chums , had lost their grips , I fink there did that deliberately! Bloody sods!

I woz heading out to sea! , by now I woz worrying , somewhat! Wouldn't you Be?
Luckily , I got snagged on a tree , an old boy wif his lady came by
He looked up , with big gin , and asked if I was all right , yes , '' sir thank you sir ''
Well he was a toff
He and old lady grabbed me ankle's , and pulled me down to stand on the ground
I thanked the gentleman and his lady wife
Me chums had rolling on the grass , giggling like girls , like
Me kite stuck up in the tree , to remain there fore a while

Well I was back on the ground , me unplanned trip to France across the sea
No longer on the cards , but only postponed! we made our way home to get out Tea
From that day me sods of chums called me Kite Man , or just plain Kite!
I never lived it down , that day at Gorge the five!

Ken D Williams
The Dyslexic Wordsmith






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Written on 2014-07-05 at 12:27

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Hahaha loved it. Very funny and touching. Hats off to you, dyslexic wordsmith.
2014-07-06



What a wonderful adventure, Ken!! I bet your friends were secretly envious that you actually took flight. This is a lovely tale~~
I was a very thin and small child too and was taken to being called, bird, or birdbones. It stuck as well for many years. However, I never found myself airborne, as much as I dreamed about it. :-)
2014-07-05