Bad. Night For Replacement Hippos
A man and a hippo walk into a bar
The bartender points to a sign over
the bar which reads
ABSOLUTELY NO HIPPOS ALLOWED IN BAR
the mighty river behemoth looks up at
the sign and shambles on out of the bar
in search of friendlier watering holes,
The bartender watches the beast exit
then turns and says to the man,
"sit down sir and have a drink."
"I cannot sit down now" the man replied .
"Why not Mr." said the bartender?
"Because you just threw my hippo out!!!"
screamed the poor guy in an absurdist mockery
of existential pain.
Poetry by Chaucer Whethers
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Written on 2015-03-27 at 15:59
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