Below the Fold: Ten Headlines You May Have Missed Over the Years

 

• STYPTIC PENCIL INDUSTRY SUES GILETTE OVER TECHMATIC

 

• THAT DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW (THE ONE WITH THE WAGGILY TAIL) RETAILS FOR $9.99. TODAY ONLY!

 

• SCIENTISTS PROVE NEW AJAX LAUNDRY DETERGENT REALLY IS STRONGER THAN DIRT

 

• RECURRING DREAM OF GUM ON THE BOTTOM OF SHOE CONTINUES TO HAUNT LARRY BIRD

 

• "IRON BUTTERFLY" REVEALS THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK "IN A GADDA DA VIDA"  MEANS, EITHER

 

• THEOLOGIANS SPECULATE TENTH CIRCLE OF HELL RESERVED FOR THE GUY THAT STARTED THE FIRST CONGA LINE

 

• RUBY-THROATED SPARROW SPOTTED IN LAUREL CANYON, STEPHEN STILLS VINDICATED

 

• DOZENS OF SEPTUAGENARIANS INJURED WHILE ATTEMPTING TO

PLAY TWISTER AT HIGH SCHOOL REUNION

 

• SEARCH FAILS TO FIND ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY READ JOYCE'S "ULYSSES"

 

• PIGS FLY, ALL MANKIND AGREES TO PUT AN END TO WAR

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





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Written on 2015-05-08 at 12:35

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josephus The PoetBay support member heart!
Jim, Thanks for confirming that the world is truly nuts! Love it!
2015-05-08



Many thanks for the update on currents events of days gone by. And thanks for confirming my suspicions that nobody REALLY reads ''Ulysses.'' I've felt guilty for years.
2015-05-08