Inspired by Chaucer Whethers: A Unicorn A Bagel And A Leprechaun Walk Into A Bar




1+1=!


A Unicorn A Bagel And A Leprechaun Walk Into A Bar.

The Bartender takes one look at them and says:

The Leprechaun can stay because it has the gold.

I need the unicorn to help me come up with new ideas
instead of paying.

The bagel can only pay for the drinks 
by sacrificing itself
but who wants to eat a soaked bagel? 

 

 

 





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Written on 2015-06-05 at 06:36

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Jamsbo Rockda The PoetBay support member heart!
Very good. I must drink at very boring establishments :)
2015-06-06


Chaucer Whethers The PoetBay support member heart!
1+1=1+Loch Ness Monster as the bartender was bemused
to observe a dry bagel sans lochs 🚣
2015-06-05