Dear brain

I write this letter to you after numerous of attempts to contact you.

In the beginning of our co-operation everything worked out fine. You performed all your tasks right.

But after 25 years of employment, I have notice that you are neglecting some of your tasks. For example you forgot to remind me about my boyfriend's birthday(the outcome was not pleasant I may add).

Second of all you stop entering all data received in my memory laptop and so on.

As a result to the few things mentioned above, my life doesn't move on as scheduled due to delays and complications caused by your tendency to neglect your duties.

After careful consideration I decided to give you some days of absence for recovery and send you to a meditation retríval.

Lets hope that after a week everything will work out as normal.

Sincerely
Your boss