Metaphor, glittery junk!

Truckloads at the five-and-ten.

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My noggin resists
the proselytical efforts
of the morning cuppa joe.

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My heart, once stately,

cuts a rug in wild abandon
when I contemplate
the toes of my crushes, snug

in their warm winter socks.

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Here lieth one whose

name was scrawled illegibly

on a Post-It note.

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When an alcoholic man
complained of impotence,
his sponsor told him:
Trust your Higher Power
to restore power.