A play on movie clips, a Crime and PUN--ishment. . .


A Tip on Circumcision for a Movie–ing Experience



Torah! Torah! Torah!
Check it out
Ten Commandments of
six hundred (more or less)
for the good deed that goes unpunished
and only the good die Jung? I guess,
it's a hit
or mitz -vah
whether moyel shall take a bit, more or less;

well, he should have it well in hand
if you think neutral thoughts
during the bloody process
(which may be hard to do–
ahh, there's the rub
in this Shake-a-spear
tragedy of Love's laborer, Lost
on this Twelfth Night of your thirteenth year,
you grinning ear to ear,
you contemplate Romeo's
"It's soft, what knife through yonder
foreskin breaks. . ." or some such soliloquy
in this tiny Hamlet by some shore.

Lo! The deed is done
(and not much fun)
manhood swaying with a gentle bris
and all the helpful hints
Gone With the Wind amidst
your screams: It Hertz
and Dr. Edward Scissorhands, responded,
"Frankly, Scar-less, I don't give a damn."




Poetry by NotaDeadPoet
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Written on 2007-01-05 at 04:58

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ngaio Beck
Clever and humorous write.I suspect I am too tight-assed to really appreciate it.
2008-12-24


liz munro The PoetBay support member heart!
FUNNY LOVE IT
bookmarked

liz
2007-01-05

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Mother, hang up the MOUSE; the cat is DEAD!
by NotaDeadPoet