Sweet baby dont be shy 
Say it baby shall I simply wink my eye  
Will it improve all my chances
Of smoochy dances with you  

Now listen to me my fine mister 
You're talkin' to this one cool sister
Now who the life do you think you are 
Some Hollywood superstar? better think twice 

It would be so nice for this mister
To really kiss your pretty sister
And of course whilst I'm talkin will you go 'smoochy'
walkin with me this saturday night 

Well I ain't one to quickly comply
With any ol' boy that winks his eye
So maybe yes and maybe no
Maybe a kiss-- I just don't know
See ya on Saturday night.

More than a kiss for you sweet miss
But please dont tell ya pretty sister
Because this  mister hasnt kissd her yet 
So here's my plan to be your man
And i'll make ya faint when I've kissed ya 

You'll do the faintin' and all of the pantin'
Cause I'll make you forget my sister
And you'll never want to kiss her
Once you been in my arms Mister
---------------If I decide to go.

You'll be here without a fear
Cos you love what i can do
So button your shoe miss kackle Doo
Toe the line miss mighty fine
And make damn sure you're there on time

I'll be on time Mister of mine
Just playin hard to get and yet
You see right through me, to me
Right down into my willing heart
The part that loves you.

Oh and how I love you kackle who
Love the little things you do
Love the gentle little smile
The eyes that taunt me and beguile
So dont be late on Saturday
And answer your mobile once in a while