My Keyboard Feels Abused

My keyboard feels abused.

I pound on it daily, yet it transcribes my thoughts with near perfect accuracy at the cost of its own well being.
First one key, and then another, and another; before long it's difficult to determine whether I'm typing or throwing punches.

My keyboard resents my monitor.

Every moment I spend beating on the keys, I'm staring into her bright and beautiful eye. I admire her, I watch her, I take great care to ensure that nothing ever touches her, and when I think she has made a mistake it's my keyboard who erases her scars.

My keyboard despises my mouse.

"Really, you're giving it a backrub? Really? Five thousand words later and the mouse gets a massage. Typical. Just typical. You know what..."

My keyboard feels abused.





Poetry by Phill
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Written on 2016-10-24 at 05:39

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I love it
Personification used well
2016-10-25


Kathy Lockhart
Oh, how sweet, to be so personal. After all, what do we touch so much more with out finger tips than our keyboards? This is a very delightful and unique view of the inanimate object, our very personal keyboards! I love the idea. Now I'm thinking of naming mine. Or, has he already named me? eeek. :)
2016-10-24


Bibek The PoetBay support member heart!
Haha. Witty one!
2016-10-24