Drunken stupor

Struggling to make it up the path I fumble for my keys

Struggling to hold my kebab down I turn the key in the Lock

Struggling to open the door I begin to try and silence the alarm


Struggling to think ...... "Didn't I move from here last year?"

Struggling to remember "Oh crap - where do i live now?!!"

Struggling in my handcuffs I am arrested and taken to the station

Life is just one big struggle!



Poetry by English War Veteran aged 98
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Written on 2006-06-22 at 23:43

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English War Veteran aged 98
Well you are obviously speaking from experience!! But not to worry - the NHS will help you out - just as they did with your sex change op!! Maybe you could share that experience with us as well!!

Thankyou Enda or is it Edna?!!
2006-09-23


Edna Sweetlove
About as funny as syphilis
2006-09-23


Lourdes
in a saab , with a hurting neck with bad support .
2006-06-29


Katherine Nwelue
This is a little bit funny toppled with the style of the writing. Nice indeed.
2006-06-22