aspergillum       cat-o’-nine-tails

all are welcome       all are welcome

& there IS fire!       & there IS brimstone!

kumbaya my Lord

be it done unto me

according to Thy

they made all these changes

it’s not the same as it was

holy indeed

& all creation rightly

they should go back to the old days

we had respect back then

Paul our pope       Humberto our bishop

I see some of you are wearing

dungarees in church