Here in Milwaukee, I'm drinking my coffee:

I've bought a bun with a bit of butter.

Here in Milwaukee, I'm drinking my coffee:

It's harsh, my gosh!, and brute and bitter.

Here in Milwaukee, I'm drinking my coffee:

I rue this brew that could do better!

Here in Milwaukee, I'm drinking my coffee---

It's awful!

Try to remember when coffee was better;

The grind you'd find was just so toasty.

Try to remember when coffee was better,

With each barista sweet (not testy)!

Try to remember when coffee was better:

The joe would go with a tasty pastry.

Try to remember when coffee was better---

Not awful!

Over in Boston, good coffee they're roastin'

With beans so bold and fragrance heady.

Over in Boston, good coffee they're roastin':

A blend not bland, but stout and hearty!

Over in Boston, good coffee they're boastin';

They just might throw a Coffee Party!

Over in Boston, good coffee they're boastin'---

It's awesome!