Everyday In Jumbleorium, XXI; (Hugh of St. Victor; Shortcuts)
Hugh of St. Victor said,
in his Didascalicon (1128):
“...the man who moves along
step by step
is the one who moves along best,
not like some who fall head over heals
when they wish to make a great leap ahead”
(Quote from Ivan Illich: The Vineyard of the Text) (1993)
I had a friend who took shortcuts,
sometimes refraining from paying corporate taxes
for his advertising agency and his local paper,
so was finally put out of work,
for a time prohibited to run his business
after years of excellent and innovative work,
also bereaving me of my weekly cultural column
I had known him since he was 14 and I 16;
Bob Dylan taking over our lives
soon after,
but he took shortcuts;
expected prime health without exercise,
his youthful sobriety drenched in expensive liquor,
making excuses for all that gulping
by stating that it was very expensive,
and so made him a liquor connoisseur,
an aficionado
He was incredibly generous,
but harboured a steely need
to always have better cameras and stereos
than anyone he socialized with
He – or rather his firm -
gave me my first Mac in 1990,
so that I could deliver my column digitally,
making it unnecessary to have the secretary
retype my typewritten pages
with her added mistakes
I keep that first Mac of mine,
with Apple's first colour screen
as a keepsake in a drawer;
a reminder of the flow of time
and dead friends
Eventually he began missing rent payments
for his much too large and stately house
out in the country,
on the premises of a big castle
where Greta Garbo used to spend retreats
on visits to Sweden
in her heydays,
and finally he was evicted,
the company went bankrupt,
his body slumped into an all-time low
and the liquor showed its true face,
no longer expensive
Social Services guaranteed the rent
for a small, proletarian style apartment
in a working class section of town,
filling up with cigarette smoke & anxiety
- but after a while he rose out of his doom
and was accepted for a cab driver course,
which he passed quickly,
having “always” been a driver
and sported exclusive French cars
when he had been in the money
- until it became obvious that this former hot-shot
and makeshift playboy
didn't belong,
showing up too many shifts not passing the alcohol test,
and so had to quit
Fate, however, dealt him a last, high card,
in the guise of a woman
with good money and a classy house,
and to top it off, these two, almost elderly,
hit it off so good that they married
and moved into her fancy house
in a good, old Stockholm suburb
Soon enough, though, she died,
out walking the dog,
and he was the sole heir to house and money,
and would, after the mourning, which was tough
and alcoholic,
be able to lead a dignified, fulfilling life
He was found stone dead in the house
after perhaps a year,
with two extravagant Leica equipments
sitting on the kitchen table
and Bob Dylan on repeat on the stereo,
too many un-Hugh of St. Victor shortcuts
to his credit
Poetry by Ingvar Loco Nordin
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Written on 2023-11-03 at 15:39
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