Dear Sameen, what is the matter,

what's with all this chatter,

about feeling lonely & blue,

what's false, what's really true?

C'mon, the world is coming to a start,

you sound a bit daft, but you are smart!

Give the itch another go;

to reach higher you must stand on your toe!

Is the problem a woman or a man?

Either way, there's no ban!

All you can do is do what you can,

when it comes to writing I'm your grumpy fan!