Poem by Frederick Locker-Lampson (1821-1895)

 

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A Terrible Infant


    I recollect a nurse call'd Ann,
        Who carried me about the grass,
    And one fine day a fine young man
        Came up, and kiss'd the pretty lass.
    She did not make the least objection!
        Thinks I, "Aha!
    When I can talk I'll tell Mamma"
        And that's my earliest recollection.


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    I recollect a nurse call'd Ann,
        Who carried me about the grass,
    And one fine day a smart young man
        Came up, and grabbed her comely ass.
    She did not make the least objection!
        Thinks I, "What a sight!
    When I can talk, I'll tell my Mamma"
She'll say, "That's not right."
2024-06-24