Odd thought's on labels
I had to wonder at some labelsOn one pair of jeans it said
Not to be worn on light furniture....
I asked the young girl behind the counter
As I was a television engineer
Could she give me a note
To give to my customers saying
It was okay for me to take my trousers
off....
The second pair the label read.....
Trousers are an item of clothing
Worn from the waist to the ankles
Covering both legs separately.....
At least that explains why you
Can't pull them over your head
On my tooth past it read
For oral use only.....
I don't know where else
I was supposed to stick it....
Words by Alan J Ripley
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Written on 2024-07-03 at 02:50
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