Adult laughter
Read on a packet of eye drops.Keep out of sight of children
Used to love those street surveys,
Did the girls I now think that
Being called bird's was derogatory.
Replied, " Not at all, I didn't think that
the crumpet I go out mind being
Called bird's. After all my bit of stuff says.
"BIRD'S pick up worms ".
Which explains that saying.
The early bird gets the worm.
A couple of years back
Said to the missus
" How old am I "?
She said. "Sixty nine ".
I replied, "Not now woman,
I just want to know how old I am".
I was asked was there anything in my live
that killed the passion ?
I replied " Yes having to get out of bed,
To go home to the wife.
Joking aside I love my wife,
We make love nearly every night.
Nearly on Sunday nearly on Monday's
Nearly on Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday's and Saturday's.......
Made her laugh the other day,
Asked her if I could look under
the bottom of her dress. She asked why,
I told her so that I could see how far her
boob's had dropped......
I'm still waiting for her to slap me...
Words by Alan J Ripley
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Written on 2024-10-07 at 01:23
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