Okay, I had to jump on the bandwagon of the If I gave you trend...
Pardon the earlthliness


If I Gave You A Hickey

If I gave you a hickey
would you call me a sucker?
If I tried to nurse upon your neck
Would your skin make me pucker?
There's a tatoo of a pickle there
At least it looks like a dill
Tho' it could be a manly part
that's had a little thrill

If I gave you a little toot
would you give me the air?
no harm in a scentless poot
without sound or flair
It isn't couth I know thats true
But human it is so
Just hope the air is clear not blue
and blow sweet dilly blow




Poetry by Phyllis J. Rhodes
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Written on 2006-09-04 at 21:39

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Daybreaker
This was absolutely adoring. :)

Really liked the pace adn the words.
2006-09-08


lastromantichero The PoetBay support member heart!
hey there ma'am this is so very clever well done rgds mike
2006-09-05


Kathy Lockhart
Well you gave me the laugh i needed! You funny person! I love that impish side of you too! Your admiring sister, Dill Pickle
2006-09-04


Judy T Lloyd
This is funny and I will not look at a dill pickle again with the same old thought. Come to think of it some of the old farts in the nursing home did look like one.
2006-09-04


Troll
ok. lean really close to your screen. closer. a little closer. now listen. can you hear me laughing from there????

"If I gave you a hickey
would you call me a sucker?"

too funny, this made me giggle all the way through.

if you gave me a hickey,
i'd call you a sucker
if she gave him a hickey
well then he'd prob'ly fu -

oh hey sorry, that was uncalled for. :)) this is just too fun.
2006-09-04