A gentle parody of the Bridal Chorus from "Lohengrin" by Dickie Wagner


Here Comes The Bride!

Here comes the bride
Proud down the aisle;
If she knew what I know
She wouldn't smile.

Here comes the groom
Such a handsome gent;
But I know his secret
He's warped and he's bent!

(Refrain)
Fountains of beauty
Such a handsome pair!
I hope someone told them
To wash their pubic hair!

There stand the couple -
See them plight their troth
Shall I tell you something?
I've had them both.

There stands the priest,
Dressed like a swell;
He's nothing special:
I've had him as well.

(Refrain)
May blessings from Heaven
Downwards descend;
But don't let the best man
Catch you if you bend!

Here comes the bride
Legs open wide
She's no vestal virgin
As I think I have implied.






Poetry by Edna Sweetlove
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Written on 2006-09-16 at 18:40

Tags Weddings  Satire  Humour 

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Lourdes
please avoid irony they say ... how to circle around that one now .. Funny text .
2006-09-18


English War Veteran aged 98
more poems from experince!
2006-09-18


lastromantichero The PoetBay support member heart!
Hi there I can see from this very funny text that you are gonna be very popular here this is a riot well done and welcome to the bay lololololololol

rgds Mike
2006-09-16