An Ode to Maggie!
Maggie Maggie Maggie from oh such humble beginningsThe sex you put in politics
Gave the word a whole new meaning!
Maggie Maggie Maggie in high heels and suspenders
Took no prisoners on your way to the top
You made those Argie sh*ts surrender!
Maggie Maggie Maggie Your conquests were amazing!
Foot, Kinnock, Smith, Gal-tieri,
Scargill is still a-blazing!
Maggie Maggie Maggie the Lady who's not for turning
With your camouflage and your Scorpian tank
Our rebate cheque left Europe Burning!
Maggie Maggie Maggie there was not a Soul who could stop you!
Trade unions Gangsters terrorists
The IRA bomb didn't even rock you!
Maggie Maggie Maggie your dispatches were like lightning
As you cut down Foot, Kinnock, Blair and Smith
For them it must have been quite frightening!
Maggie Maggie Maggie you scared the Russians whitless!
The Yanks thought it was their arms build-up
T'was your chains and whips that scared Gorbachev quite sh*tless!!
Maggie Maggie Maggie who would take no nonsense
"Oh George don't go all wobbly on me"
It was because of you that Saddam got his come-up-ence!
Maggie Maggie Maggie never faltering or pedantic
You put the Great back into Britain
When you sunk the Belgrano in the South Atlantic!
Maggie Maggie Maggie who to you we owe so much
Who cares about the three million unemployed
You just had that Magic touch!
Maggie Maggie Maggie oh to you we praise you with song
We would never lost a single troop in the Middle East
As you would have used the Nuclear bomb!
Maggie Maggie Maggie we are calling for your revival
You would send the SAS to the terrorists
Even wouldn't let them beg for their survival
Maggie Maggie Maggie oh please where are you now?
Weve got this soft touch smug self congratulating smiley fool
And the pratt still won't throw in the towel!
Maggie Maggie Maggie your policies have been copied with Global reach
Monetarist, privatisation, fiscal policy
Was it you that tripped Kinnock on the beach!
Maggie Maggie Maggie it was you that gave us yuppies!
Mobile phone stock brokers IPO's
Oh let me see your puppies !!!
Maggie Maggie Maggie your cunning verbal strikes cut deep and really hurt
You crushed the SDP Lib-dumbs Labour so many times
Oh you make me want to spurt!
Maggie Maggie Maggie your policies and ideals oh you did share
You held your ground like the Iron Lady
That's why the French called you La Dame de fer!
Maggie Maggie Maggie you gave your enemies a great big slap
Busting gangsters dictators Junta's and Unions
You put Grantham on the Map!
Maggie Maggie Maggie you were open and plain to see
You got rid of that Red-Rag Ken Livingstone
When you abolished the GLC!
Maggie Maggie Maggie tis to you this ode I write
We need to wipe out the Funda- MENTALISTS
Please come back and help us fight!
Maggie Maggie Maggie it was the traitors that caused your demise
Tarzan Lamont Sleaze brown envelopes affairs
But I guess Europe and the Polltax were no surprise!!
Maggie Maggie Maggie like Diana your name will be written in the sky
For you will go and on for eternity
Maggie oh you will never die!
Maggie Maggie Maggie we owe it all to you!
For what you did to make this country Great
Makes me a Tory Blue and through!
Maggie Maggie Maggie please come and do your bit
As we need you back with a helping hand
To get rid of the Tony and Gordon Twits!
You can also sing this Ode to the theme tune of "Land of hope and glory"
Poetry by English War Veteran aged 98
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Written on 2006-09-17 at 14:09
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