Slippery slimey smug arrogant deceitful thieving taxing Gordon

Greedy useless thieving taxing Gordon
who couldn't run a bath
You have your eyes on leadership
A leader?!! - you really make me laugh!

Your old lefty ways of fiscal tax and spend
Has cost the nation millions
You do it the name of hard working families
what a lie - tis your obcessive spending that needs the billions

You robbed my savings and Pension fund
You did it all by stealth
You did it in the damnest secrecy
You robbed me of my wealth

You stand up in the commons
with your bullsh*t lieing budget
you conceal the facts till later on
and you don't think that we will suss it!!?

A few pence here a few pence there
on petrol fags and booze
I can't afford to fill up the family car for work
Done in the name of the enviroment - you liar it's just a ruse!!

You think you are very clever
as you spin your b*llsh*t with disgust I start to quiver
you choreographed hand movments to make you look intelligent
Oh - you idiot - I bet you practice in the mirror!

You claim you gave us low interst rates
and years of economic growth
you forget it was John major who had your job long before
You great big Scottish OAF !!

You claim that you have stopped the old years of boom and bust
Now do you think that we beleive it?
Tis your scheming desperate borrowing
The imminent housing market crash will soon drop us all in it!

You make up your spending cycles
to give your plans a glossy look
but when you cock it up you change the rules
you are a fraud who cooks and fiddles the books!

Now for anyone who knows you
Or infact anyone who has an economic clue
Your big long b*llsh*t speeches to the country
Are just a load of verbal poo!

Now each month when I get my payslip
the net pay continues to go down
with increasing National insurance theft
Your legacy will be just a financial frown

Now you ripped us off in Roadtax
You tax heavily every oil tanker
You are a legal thief with false belief
You Scottish Merchant Banker!

Now when you die you will be judged ofcourse
The devil will take your greasy slimey soul
For their is no repentance from gross mispend
The Grand Canyon will be insignificant- compared to your massive fiscal black hole!

Now you claim you have invested and invested
In to the Nations health - the NHS
But the massive debt and redundancies
It's the health workers who have got it in the chest!

Now I have to say this out loud
How did you manage to get politically so far south
Your old ignorant socialist out of date ways
So conceited you think butter would not melt in your mouth!

Now you claim to be so innocent
As you secretly plan Tony's demise
Tis your secret rendevous with your dark forces and scum
No backstabbling ? Oh your bloody lies!

Now I hope not to disapoint you
But soon the top man is due to step down
But it's Cameron who will get the job
His landslide victory will drive you lefties out of town!










Poetry by English War Veteran aged 98
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Written on 2006-09-18 at 00:59

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English War Veteran aged 98
Gordon does not do Economics - he Just follows Tory spending plans but borrows and spends more and then fiddles the books when he cocks up. As far as John Prescott goes - you can have any part of him! 2cm?!! or is it 200cm?!!
2006-09-29


Edna Sweetlove
If your spelling were as good as Brown's economics then I'd believe you. Personally I like John Prescott's dick.
2006-09-29


Lourdes
no one does it quite like you .
This political-rap to the repeating scratch from your squeaky wheelchair may enter the charts old fart ! Adore your angry brilliance . By the way , are you picking me up at Luton next Wednesday ? Im way to old to ride that tall buss , and they wont allow me to smoke that green stuff you know .. rude uneducated bastards. I must mail some to that midget-muncher-faced Brown .
2006-09-18


English War Veteran aged 98
Thanks for your comments Enda -Sweetlove. I could not give a shit about anything you say as I have just read your "attempts" and unlike you I thank the Lord that I went to school and learned to read and write. By the way who does your typing for you? Must be hard with paws - or do you use your webbed feet or your witch nose?
You have not got a Clue what this poem is even about - stick to Peter and Jane and prostituion insted!- You will make more money - well if there are enough desperate sickos!
2006-09-18


Edna Sweetlove
Your little diatribe would be rather more effective if it were not almost totally illiterate and ungrammatical.

Also it's about as funny as a floating turd.
2006-09-18


Judy T Lloyd
You know I must applaud someone would comes in and does a rant like this one. You certainly rank as a topper old chum.
2006-09-18