Musical Buttocks

Beethoven's Ninth;
Mozart's Thirty-Eighth;
What do they lack
Artistically speaking?
They lack the music of the buttocks,
The celestial odourous fart
Which charmeth all who hear it.
Although admittedly Schubert
Left an unfinished movement
On his piano stool.




Poetry by Edna Sweetlove
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Written on 2006-09-18 at 03:13

Tags Music  Humour  Buttocks 

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Rob Graber
Woud that we could be done with unfinished movements!
2006-09-18


English War Veteran aged 98
Thanks for this - I printed it out.
Came in handy as we ran out of toilet paper.
2006-09-18


keith nunes
off the wall and weird but i like it!
2006-09-18