This is not in the best of taste.
And that cunt of a vicar keeps rabbitting on
A load of daft fucking boring dreary old shit,
And I can feel a humungously big fart
Building up in my rectum, ready to go,
Oh holy fucking christ, the fart is on the loose
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!
And it echoes through the cathedral's cloisters
Like a huge bloody anal hydrogen bomb.
And that is not all, there is a follow through:
A mighty turd plops out, a good twelve incher,
How fortunate my old pants were round my knees,
And when the congregation gets their first whiff
I am knocked aside in the battle to get
A gobful of my glorious anal output.
Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! the cute little choristers sing.
Poetry by Edna Sweetlove
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Written on 2006-09-21 at 00:37
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Farting In A Cathedral
I sit in church, my head bent in reverent prayer,And that cunt of a vicar keeps rabbitting on
A load of daft fucking boring dreary old shit,
And I can feel a humungously big fart
Building up in my rectum, ready to go,
Oh holy fucking christ, the fart is on the loose
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!
And it echoes through the cathedral's cloisters
Like a huge bloody anal hydrogen bomb.
And that is not all, there is a follow through:
A mighty turd plops out, a good twelve incher,
How fortunate my old pants were round my knees,
And when the congregation gets their first whiff
I am knocked aside in the battle to get
A gobful of my glorious anal output.
Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! the cute little choristers sing.
Poetry by Edna Sweetlove
Read 1166 times
Written on 2006-09-21 at 00:37
Tags Religion Humour Humor
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