Oh the blessings of being a Socialist Minister!
who ate all the pies that could have fed all the rest?
A yorkshireman who infact is actually secretly welsh
spoils himself rotten yet claims he despises too much wealth
An Ex seaman in parliament that failed the eleven plus
He's been bonking his secretary - so what is all the fuss?
Dressed up in spurs and stetson like a cowboy at home
Fails to declare gifts and hospitality when he sells off the Dome
The Deputy PM who does not always see the facts
The one who plays dumb when it comes to paying his council tax
Thousands of new homes all over the greenbelt south
Concreting Tory England and punching voters in the mouth
Playing Croquet with his staff when he really should be at work
Blatant hypocracy proves the man is just a jerk!
Regionaly assembly - OH PLEASE! don't make me laugh
He's the deputy PM - but he can't run a bath!
The loud mouth Labour man with a large chubby face
He is the syntax deprived Minister for the wasting of much good space
The man who denied he said Bush was real crap
Lives in a poorman's castle and drives like a dapp!
Twice caught speeding in one of of his fuel guzzling Jags
maybe he could go faster - "hint hint" - so to use the airbags!!?
His political credibility is all in a fuddy duddy mess
That's what you get when you bonk your secretary at work.... on the desk!
Such a history of cock-ups that let the PM's 'whiter that white' policy down
Thank Goodness he's going with Tony when old smiley gob steps down
Now Big John your career is finally in the dock
But Enda Sweetlove on Poetbay is after your tiny autograph!
Poetry by English War Veteran aged 98
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Written on 2006-09-30 at 02:04
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John's got Two Jags, Four Homes & twice as many Mistresses and even more points on his Licence!
Two Jags and four homes more than defines excesswho ate all the pies that could have fed all the rest?
A yorkshireman who infact is actually secretly welsh
spoils himself rotten yet claims he despises too much wealth
An Ex seaman in parliament that failed the eleven plus
He's been bonking his secretary - so what is all the fuss?
Dressed up in spurs and stetson like a cowboy at home
Fails to declare gifts and hospitality when he sells off the Dome
The Deputy PM who does not always see the facts
The one who plays dumb when it comes to paying his council tax
Thousands of new homes all over the greenbelt south
Concreting Tory England and punching voters in the mouth
Playing Croquet with his staff when he really should be at work
Blatant hypocracy proves the man is just a jerk!
Regionaly assembly - OH PLEASE! don't make me laugh
He's the deputy PM - but he can't run a bath!
The loud mouth Labour man with a large chubby face
He is the syntax deprived Minister for the wasting of much good space
The man who denied he said Bush was real crap
Lives in a poorman's castle and drives like a dapp!
Twice caught speeding in one of of his fuel guzzling Jags
maybe he could go faster - "hint hint" - so to use the airbags!!?
His political credibility is all in a fuddy duddy mess
That's what you get when you bonk your secretary at work.... on the desk!
Such a history of cock-ups that let the PM's 'whiter that white' policy down
Thank Goodness he's going with Tony when old smiley gob steps down
Now Big John your career is finally in the dock
But Enda Sweetlove on Poetbay is after your tiny autograph!
Poetry by English War Veteran aged 98
Read 674 times
Written on 2006-09-30 at 02:04
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