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"Your room's a mess," my mother said. I would have said "boo" to her, but instead I said "moo" to her. After work I saw I didn't put enough money in the meter, so the meter maid put a ticket on my moose. I almost got into a wreck with a mule on the way home. I was not in a good mood. I petted my pet mouse, promising to mend his cage. We had melon for dinner, and my Dad said "merde", when my brother told him he wanted to move to Manitoba. After dinner I consulted my horoscope where I had marked it, no wonder I was having such a lousy day. My moon was married to mars.
© 2006 Anne Westlund
Poetry by Anne Westlund
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Written on 2006-10-08 at 03:51
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"Your room's a mess," my mother said. I would have said "boo" to her, but instead I said "moo" to her. After work I saw I didn't put enough money in the meter, so the meter maid put a ticket on my moose. I almost got into a wreck with a mule on the way home. I was not in a good mood. I petted my pet mouse, promising to mend his cage. We had melon for dinner, and my Dad said "merde", when my brother told him he wanted to move to Manitoba. After dinner I consulted my horoscope where I had marked it, no wonder I was having such a lousy day. My moon was married to mars.
© 2006 Anne Westlund
Poetry by Anne Westlund
Read 693 times
Written on 2006-10-08 at 03:51
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