Citizen's arrest.


Traffic Stop


You have been cited
For failure to yield
Illegal u-turns
And resisting arrest

You have been charged
With being distant and aloof
Cheating and lying
And breaking hearts

You have been cited
For lack of a valid I.D.
Lack of insurance
And missing registration

You have been charged
With lying to me
Running up my credit cards
And getting my best friend pregnant

You have been cited
For ignoring a stop sign
Rear-ending another driver
And going 70 in a 30 mph zone

You have been charged
With not stopping when I said "no"
Sleeping with your ex-girlfriend
And taking my favorite CDs

When you finally left.

Fine: $5000
Please pay the King County court clerk.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.



August 27, 2007
© Anne Westlund 2007




Poetry by Anne Westlund
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Written on 2007-09-27 at 08:48

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Winston Latanafrancia Soldevilla
Why $5ooo only? I cannot imagine the damages he bestowed upon you. I am so angry with him. And this is the worst of all ---

"You have been charged
With lying to me
Running up my credit cards
And getting my best friend pregnant"

I love the way you deliver the story here. I hope this not true.
Thanks for sharing.
2007-09-27