THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Nintendo Wii

I bought my rotten stepson a Nintendo Wii.
But then the jerk also wanted me to buy him a Playstation 3.
I told him that money doesn't grow on trees.
When I didn't buy it, he decided to do something bad to me.
He broke all of my records and he smashed my big screen TV.
That pissed me off so I returned his Nintendo Wii.
He's bawling his eyes out, it's a sight that you should see.
I told him if he breaks anything else, I'll put him over my knee.



Poetry by Randy Johnson
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Written on 2007-11-21 at 15:28

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weirdzarun
Clever piece. Good work.
2007-11-21


Elle The PoetBay support member heart!
oops just seen its fictional lol :)
2007-11-21


Elle The PoetBay support member heart!
kids can be ungrateful at times, thats for sure - good for you for taking back the Wii, especially before he had chance to smash the tv screen with the control. This did make me smile, not sure if it is a real event or not though.

Elle x
2007-11-21