THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM
But it raped me and that was a terrible ordeal.
The monster is ugly and as big as a whale.
I learned the hard way that it's a female.
Now the monster is pregnant and she'll have a tyke.
I hate to think of what my freak baby will look like.
visiting Loch Ness is something that I regret.
You'd better stay as far away from there as you can get.
Poetry by Randy Johnson
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Written on 2008-01-03 at 02:45
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The Loch Ness monster raped me
I proved that the Loch Ness monster is real.But it raped me and that was a terrible ordeal.
The monster is ugly and as big as a whale.
I learned the hard way that it's a female.
Now the monster is pregnant and she'll have a tyke.
I hate to think of what my freak baby will look like.
visiting Loch Ness is something that I regret.
You'd better stay as far away from there as you can get.
Poetry by Randy Johnson
Read 542 times
Written on 2008-01-03 at 02:45
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